SUNDAY STEALING

Sunday, July 5, 2009
The "I've Come to Realize" Meme

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing. Sunday Stealing originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we also have our rules. First, we always credit the blog that we stole it from and we will “fess up” to the blog owner where we stole the meme. We also provide a link to the victim's post. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") We do sometimes edit the original meme, usually to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, sometimes to select that meme's best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from either this new meme or recently asked questions from a prior featured meme. Let's go!

Today we ripped this meme off a blog and blogger known as UKOK. She explains that she was tagged by Val on Facebook. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The "I've Come to Realize" Meme

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . .IS NONEYA...AS IN NONE YA BUSINESS.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . .LET ME GET ONE FIRST THEN I'LL ANSWER THIS QUESTION

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . .I HAVE A HORN AND MIDDLE FINGER AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE EITHER OR BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME.


4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . .A 24/7 LOVE/RELATIONSHIP

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . .HALF THE SOCKS THAT I OWN. BUT I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF 1 MISSING SOCK....THEY RUN AWAY AND BECOME A SOCK MONKEY


6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . .PEOPLE BREAK WIND IN MY PRESENCE AND THEN PRETEND THEY DIDN'T DO IT OR BLAME IT ON THE DOG.


7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . .I HAVE 4 DIFFERENT PHASES OF DRUNK.

PHASE 1 IS LAUGHING,HAPPY AND HORNEY

PHASE 2 IS EMOTIONAL, CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE YOU LOVE THEM,

PHASE 3 IS MAD, BURNING THINGS AND WANTING TO BITCH SLAP SOMEONE.

PHASE 4 IS PASSED OUT AND OR SICK

8. I’ve come to realize that money...IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL AND I COULD USE MORE EVIL IN MY LIFE.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . .WERE BORN ASSHOLES AND WILL DIE ASSHOLES.

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . .LOVE THE SOUND, FEEL AND SMELL OF LEATHER.

...AND LONG,HAIRED COUNTRY BOYS....



....AND MARINES...




11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . .HAS SERIOUS PROBLEMS.

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…WATCHING OVER ME FROM HEAVEN

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . .HAS BEEN BEEPING IN THE OTHER ROOM FOR 15 MINUTES.

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . .IT WAS BECAUSE BUFFY WAS ON TOP OF ME AND STICKING HER TONGUE UP MY NOSE.

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . .I WAS THANKFUL FOR 3 MORE PAIN PILLS IN THE BOTTLE.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . .HOW MANY MORE DAMN THINGS I'VE GOT TO REALIZE BEFORE I CAN GO CHECK MY CELL PHONE.

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . .IS THE GREATEST MAN I HAVE EVER KNOWN.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . .I FORGET FOR A WHILE THE THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING ME

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . .WAS ALL ABOUT REFLECTION.

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . .THE STEAK WAS COOKED JUST PERFECTLY, THE DRINK WAS MIXED JUST RIGHT AND THE ALABAMA SKY OUT HERE IN THE STICKS WAS BEAUTIFUL.

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . .MAYBE I'LL BE FINISHED WITH THIS SURVEY.

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . .THANK FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS SURVEY.


23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . .WHO GIVES A HOUND DOG...?

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . .IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT AND SO FAR I'VE MADE A MESS!

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . .WILL BE OVER BEFORE THIS SURVEY.

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . .IT'S USUALLY, THE EAGLES,CONWAY TWITTY AND PATSY CLINE

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . .WOULD KILL ME IF I SENT THIS SURVEY TO THEM.

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . .OH....MY.....GOD!

29. I’ve come to realize that me exes. . .CAN KISS MY REBEL ASS!


30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . .WHEN IS THIS FREAKING THING GOING TO BE OVER......!

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . .SHORTER SURVEYS

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . .WHY MEN HAVE 2 BRAINS (ONE IN THE HEAD AND ONE IN THE PANTS) AND STILL AREN'T SMARTER THAN WOMEN.


33. I’ve come to realize my past. . .WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . .WHERE IS THE BOOZE?

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . .THAT THIS SURVEY WILL NEVER FREAKING END!

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . .KISS THIS...!!!! I'M DONE...


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