Saturday, November 21, 2009
Talking in Your Sleep
Welcome to Saturday: 9 . What we've committed to our readers is that we will post 9 questions every Saturday. Sometimes the post will have a theme, and at other times the questions will be totally unrelated. Those weeks we do "random questions," so-to-speak. We encourage you to visit other participants posts and leave a comment. Because we don't have any rules, it is your choice. We hate rules. We love memes, however, and here is today's meme!
Saturday 9: Talking in Your Sleep
1. Has anyone in your life talked in their sleep?
OH HELL YES!!!!!!!
2. What do you like about fall?
COOLER WEATHER, ALL THE PRETTY COLORS
3. Do you have an addictive personality?
YES, IN SOME THINGS.
4. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
MY FRIEND CHRIS. HE HAS LISTENED TO AND BEEN THERE FOR ME SO MUCH OVER THE PAST YEAR. NEVER FAILS TO CHEER ME UP WHEN I AM DOWN. DURING THE PAST 6 MONTHS WHILE I'VE BEEN SICK AND STRUGGLING WITH PAIN, HIS CALLS AND EMAILS HAVE MEANT SO MUCH. HE HAS BEEN MY TOWER OF STRENGTH. AND THAT IS EXTRA,EXTRA SPECIAL.
5. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
I HAVE
6. Are you happy with where you are in life?
NOPE
7. Do you believe that you can change someone?
NOPE. YOU CAN'T CHANGE ANYONE BUT YOURSELF.
8. Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you couldn't?
YEP.
9. Would you ever fight someone over your significant other?
DEPENDS ON WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING OVER. FIGHTING TO TRY AND KEEP SOMEONE FROM LEAVING ME....? HELL NO. THEY WANNA LEAVE AND BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE, GET CRACKING AND DON'T LET THE DOOR KNOB HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA.
SOMEONE MESSING WITH, USING AND HURTING SOMEONE I LOVE....HELL YES.
Join us on next Saturday for another version of Saturday: 9, "Just A Silly Meme on a Saturday!" Enjoy your weekend!
I fully intend on enjoying my weekend. Got much accomplished this week. Got out of the house several times. Gonna putter and piddle today until the Alabama game comes on....ROLL TIDE ROLL....and then, have an actual mixer or cocktail party tonight in Birmingham that I am all at once excited and nervous about. But....I get to doll up, spend time with some old friends and meet some new ones.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
THE DATING PROFILES MEME
Friday, November 20, 2009
Hard Times
Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!
The Dating Profiles Meme: Hard Times
1. Why is this so hard?-
GUESS THE VIAGRA FINALLY KICKED IN
2. Walk with me.
-"WALK" with you...?
What are we, in the second grade?
If you don't have wheels buddy, no woman is going to be walking with you anywhere.
3. My software is state of the art.
If it was really state of the art, it would be hard. Ask the guy in number one to borrow one of his little blue pills and then we'll talk.
4. Can’t believe I did this.
Regrets so early isn't a good sign.
5. Life is an adventure or nothing.
-You got that off a box of Celestial Seasonings tea, didn't you...?
6. Looking for someone to get to no.
-First, learn to spell or get used to NO.
7. I am absolutely terrible at this!!
-Confidant and positive man, just what I love. Honey, if you are terrible at this, you are probably terrible at THAT too.
8. Anything is possible, right?
-As long as you have Xanax.
9. It’s your last day to live, live it.
-Are you related to the Celestial Seasonings guy....?
10. I enjoy text messages.
-Great. Text yourself and go nuts.
Hard Times
Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!
The Dating Profiles Meme: Hard Times
1. Why is this so hard?-
GUESS THE VIAGRA FINALLY KICKED IN
2. Walk with me.
-"WALK" with you...?
What are we, in the second grade?
If you don't have wheels buddy, no woman is going to be walking with you anywhere.
3. My software is state of the art.
If it was really state of the art, it would be hard. Ask the guy in number one to borrow one of his little blue pills and then we'll talk.
4. Can’t believe I did this.
Regrets so early isn't a good sign.
5. Life is an adventure or nothing.
-You got that off a box of Celestial Seasonings tea, didn't you...?
6. Looking for someone to get to no.
-First, learn to spell or get used to NO.
7. I am absolutely terrible at this!!
-Confidant and positive man, just what I love. Honey, if you are terrible at this, you are probably terrible at THAT too.
8. Anything is possible, right?
-As long as you have Xanax.
9. It’s your last day to live, live it.
-Are you related to the Celestial Seasonings guy....?
10. I enjoy text messages.
-Great. Text yourself and go nuts.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
THE AXIS OF IDIOTS and CONSTIPATION
J. D. Pendry, Retired Sergeant Major, USMC
FROM THE PODIUM
This retired USMC Sgt. Major has his Stuff together.
Jimmy Carter, you are the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people hostage. You're the "runner-in-chief."
Bill Clinton, you played ring around the Lewinsky while the terrorists were at war with us.. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia and then you ran from it. Your weak-willed responses to the USS Cole and the First Trade Center Bombing and Our Embassy Bombings emboldened the killers. Each time you failed to respond adequately, they grew bolder, until 9/11/2001.
John Kerry, dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You lied about American Soldiers in Vietnam . Your military service, like your life, is more fiction than fact. You've accused our military of terrorizing women and children in Iraq . You called Iraq the wrong war, wrong place, wrong time, and the same words you used to describe Vietnam . You're a fake! You want to run from Iraq and abandon the Iraqis to murderers just as you did to the Vietnamese. Iraq , like Vietnam , is another war that you were for, before you were against it.
John Murtha, you said our military was broken. You said we can't win militarily in Iraq . You accused United States Marines of cold-blooded murder without proof and said we should redeploy to Okinawa . Okinawa, John? And the Democrats call you their military expert! Are you sure you didn't suffer a traumatic brain injury while you were off building your war hero resume? You're a sad, pitiable, corrupt, and washed up old fool. You're not a Marine, sir. You wouldn't amount to a good pimple on a real Marine's ass. You're a phony and a disgrace. Run away, John.
Dick Durbin, you accused our Soldiers at Guantanamo of being Nazis, tenders of Soviet style gulags and as bad as the regime of Pol Pot, who murdered two million of his own people after your party abandoned Southeast Asia to the Communists. Now you want to abandon the Iraqis to the same fate. History was not a good teacher for you, was it? Lord help us! See Dick run.
Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Carl Levine, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Russ Feingold, Pat Leahy, Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, the Hollywood Leftist morons, et al, ad nauseam: Every time you stand in front of television cameras and broadcast to the Islamic Nazis that we went to war because our President lied, that the war is wrong and our Soldiers are torturers, that we should leave Iraq, you give the Islamic butchers - the same ones that tortured and mutilated American Soldiers - cause to think that we'll run away again, and all they have to do is hang on a little longer. It is inevitable that we, the infidels, will have to defeat the Islamic jihadists. Better to do it now on their turf, than later on ours after they have gained both strength and momentum.
American news media, the New York Times particularly: Each time you publish stories about national defense secrets and our intelligence gathering methods, you become one united with the sub-human pieces of camel dung that torture and mutilate the bodies of American Soldiers. You can't strike up the courage to publish cartoons, but you can help Al Qaeda destroy my country. Actually, you are more dangerous to us than Al Qaeda is. Think about that each time you face Mecca to admire your Pulitzer.
You are America 's 'AXIS OF IDIOTS.' Your Collective Stupidity will destroy us. Self-serving politics and terrorist-abetting news scoops are more important to you than our national security or the lives of innocent civilians and Soldiers. It bothers you that defending ourselves gets in the way of your elitist sport of politics and your ignorant editorializing. There is as much blood on your hands as is on the hands of murdering terrorists. Don't ever doubt that. Your frolics will only serve to extend this war as they extended Vietnam . If you want our Soldiers home as you claim, knock off the crap and try supporting your country ahead of supporting your silly political aims and aiding our enemies.
Yes, I'm questioning your patriotism. Your loyalty ends with self. I'm also questioning why you're stealing air that decent Americans could be breathing. You don't deserve the protection of our men and women in uniform. You need to run away from this war, this country. Leave the war to the people who have the will to see it through and the country to people who are willing to defend it.
Our country has two enemies: Those who want to destroy us from the outside and those who attempt it from within.
Semper Fi,
J. D. Pendry - Sergeant Major, USMC, Retired
**HE NAILED IT, DIDN'T HE...?
CONSTIPATION
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in rapid succession:
MY PRESENT AND FUTURE FINANCIAL AND PERSONAL WELL BEING ARE TOTALLY IN THE HANDS OF.......
BARACK OBAMA
JOE BIDEN
NANCY PELOSI
RAHM EMANUEL
HARRY REID
TIM GEITHNER
CHRIS DODD
and......
BARNEY FRANK
If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
FEELING THE CHANGE YET....?
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
THE QUEEN'S DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC MEME
Your Most Royal Highness......Here are my answers
1. Tell us about your superstitions. Do you have any? Do you "x out" black cats on the windshield of your car, avoid cracks in the sidewalk or practice other rituals that make you feel safer?
Don't have any? Come on now! Make up some....
YES, I "x" ANYTIME A BLACK CAT CROSSES MY PATH WHILE I AM IN MY CAR.
MY GRANDMOTHER ALWAYS SAID IT WAS BAD LUCK TO ROCK AN EMPTY ROCKING CHAIR. SO, I DON'T.
SHE ALSO SAID TO NEVER PICK UP A PENNY IF IT WAS ON TAILS.
2. Has anything paranormal ever happened to you that you can write about?
THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OF TIMES WHEN I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY THE SCENT OF MY DECEASED MOTHER'S FAVORITE PERFUME.
3. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Care to share?
YES/NO
4. Pheromones...aka "love fireworks" (I think I remember those)...are a force to be reckoned with. Do you believe that two people can have an uncontrollable chemical reaction to each other? How do you know this to be true?
YES...YES AND YES. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, I JUST DO
5. Do you believe that modern day witches can put spells on people?
If so, who would you like to hoodoo and why?
NO/OH BOY WOULD THAT BE A LONG LIST
6. ESP! What do those letters stand for in your life?
EXTRA STUPID PRICK
7. Do you ever hear strange noises in your house?
If so, what do they sound like?
YES/MY SON FARTING
8. Tell us about a time you "knew" something was going to happen
before it did. Are you one of those intuitive types or do you know someone who is ? Do tell.
YES...THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. I AM VERY INTUITIVE ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS AND PEOPLE.
RECENTLY, I HAD A FRIEND ON MY MIND THAT I HADN'T SEEN IN OVER 7 YEARS. FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS SHE HAD BEEN ON MY MIND AND OUT OF THE BLUE, EVEN THOUGH SHE LIVES IN A DIFFERENT STATE NOW, SHE JUST HAPPENED TO BE LEAVING A GAS STATION AS I GOT OUT OF THE TRUCK.
9. I'm a tad gifted in the dream department. Really. Sometimes my dreams are prophetic and come true. It can be a blessing and a curse. Has this ever happened to you? If not, would you like to have this gift? (Be careful what you wish for. It can be freaky at times.)
THAT HAS HAPPENED A FEW TIMES, BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, MY DREAMS ARE SYMBOLIC. AND SOMETIMES VERY,NAUGHTY.
1. Tell us about your superstitions. Do you have any? Do you "x out" black cats on the windshield of your car, avoid cracks in the sidewalk or practice other rituals that make you feel safer?
Don't have any? Come on now! Make up some....
YES, I "x" ANYTIME A BLACK CAT CROSSES MY PATH WHILE I AM IN MY CAR.
MY GRANDMOTHER ALWAYS SAID IT WAS BAD LUCK TO ROCK AN EMPTY ROCKING CHAIR. SO, I DON'T.
SHE ALSO SAID TO NEVER PICK UP A PENNY IF IT WAS ON TAILS.
2. Has anything paranormal ever happened to you that you can write about?
THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OF TIMES WHEN I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY THE SCENT OF MY DECEASED MOTHER'S FAVORITE PERFUME.
3. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Care to share?
YES/NO
4. Pheromones...aka "love fireworks" (I think I remember those)...are a force to be reckoned with. Do you believe that two people can have an uncontrollable chemical reaction to each other? How do you know this to be true?
YES...YES AND YES. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, I JUST DO
5. Do you believe that modern day witches can put spells on people?
If so, who would you like to hoodoo and why?
NO/OH BOY WOULD THAT BE A LONG LIST
6. ESP! What do those letters stand for in your life?
EXTRA STUPID PRICK
7. Do you ever hear strange noises in your house?
If so, what do they sound like?
YES/MY SON FARTING
8. Tell us about a time you "knew" something was going to happen
before it did. Are you one of those intuitive types or do you know someone who is ? Do tell.
YES...THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. I AM VERY INTUITIVE ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS AND PEOPLE.
RECENTLY, I HAD A FRIEND ON MY MIND THAT I HADN'T SEEN IN OVER 7 YEARS. FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS SHE HAD BEEN ON MY MIND AND OUT OF THE BLUE, EVEN THOUGH SHE LIVES IN A DIFFERENT STATE NOW, SHE JUST HAPPENED TO BE LEAVING A GAS STATION AS I GOT OUT OF THE TRUCK.
9. I'm a tad gifted in the dream department. Really. Sometimes my dreams are prophetic and come true. It can be a blessing and a curse. Has this ever happened to you? If not, would you like to have this gift? (Be careful what you wish for. It can be freaky at times.)
THAT HAS HAPPENED A FEW TIMES, BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, MY DREAMS ARE SYMBOLIC. AND SOMETIMES VERY,NAUGHTY.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
SUNDAY STEALING
Sunday, November 15, 2009
The Over the Top Meme
Welcome back to Sunday Stealing. Sunday Stealing originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we also have our rules. First, we always credit the blog that we stole it from and we will “fess up” to the blog owner where we stole the meme. We also provide a link to the victim's post. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") We do sometimes edit the original meme, usually to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, sometimes to select that meme's best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from either this new meme or recently asked questions from a prior featured meme. Let's go!
Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Linda (A good friend of ours!) at the blog Are We There Yet??. Linda changed the meme a bit and so did we. She states that Sandy of Traveling Bells passed on the meme with a blog award called the Over the Top Award. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!
Cheers to all us thieves!
Sunday Stealing: The Over the Top Meme
Part One - Describe:
Your hair? NUMBER 53
Your mother? DECEASED
Your father? MY HERO
Your favorite food? SOUTHERN
Your dream last night? I DIDN'T
Your favorite drink? COKE ZERO
Your dream/goal? TO SURVIVE WITHOUT LOSING WHAT IS LEFT OF MY MIND
The room are you in? OFFICE AT HOME
Your hobby? SPREADING CHAOS,PANIC AND DISORDER. AND...GIVING WEDGIES
Your fear? OBAMA
Your TV? LIVING ROOM
Your Pets? LOVE,ADORE AND SPOIL THEM
Friends? THE GOOD,THE BAD,THE CRAZY
Your life? IN THE CRAPPER
Your mood? PRETTY GOOD BECAUSE ALABAMA WON AND THE TIGERS GOT BEAT.
If you're missing someone? NOPE
Your best friend? I HAVE A COUPLE.
Part Two - The Where's?
Where do you want to be in 6 years? SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Where were you last night? WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE, THEN BACK HOME. EXCITING STUFF, HUH?
Where did you grow up? ALABAMA
One place that I go to over and over? FOR THE LAST 7 MONTHS...THE DOCTOR/S
Your favorite place to eat out? NIKKI'S IN ORANGE BEACH ALABAMA.
Wish list items? PANDORA BRACELET...MARC JACOBS HANDBAG...
Last time you laughed? 15 MINUTES AGO AT SOME OF MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS.
Last time you cried? THIS AFTERNOON
Part Three - The What's?
Something that you aren't? MALE
Last thing you did? ANSWERED THE QUESTION ABOVE
What are you wearing? ALABAMA T-SHIRT,ALABAMA SWEATS AND SOCKS
Something you're not wearing? A CROWN
Your favorite store? I LOVE ANTIQUE AND THRIFT STORES. OTHER THAN THAT, VICTORIA'S SECRET, BATH AND BODY WORKS
Thank you for playing this week on Sunday Stealing! Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. See you next Sunday!
The Over the Top Meme
Welcome back to Sunday Stealing. Sunday Stealing originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we also have our rules. First, we always credit the blog that we stole it from and we will “fess up” to the blog owner where we stole the meme. We also provide a link to the victim's post. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") We do sometimes edit the original meme, usually to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, sometimes to select that meme's best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from either this new meme or recently asked questions from a prior featured meme. Let's go!
Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Linda (A good friend of ours!) at the blog Are We There Yet??. Linda changed the meme a bit and so did we. She states that Sandy of Traveling Bells passed on the meme with a blog award called the Over the Top Award. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!
Cheers to all us thieves!
Sunday Stealing: The Over the Top Meme
Part One - Describe:
Your hair? NUMBER 53
Your mother? DECEASED
Your father? MY HERO
Your favorite food? SOUTHERN
Your dream last night? I DIDN'T
Your favorite drink? COKE ZERO
Your dream/goal? TO SURVIVE WITHOUT LOSING WHAT IS LEFT OF MY MIND
The room are you in? OFFICE AT HOME
Your hobby? SPREADING CHAOS,PANIC AND DISORDER. AND...GIVING WEDGIES
Your fear? OBAMA
Your TV? LIVING ROOM
Your Pets? LOVE,ADORE AND SPOIL THEM
Friends? THE GOOD,THE BAD,THE CRAZY
Your life? IN THE CRAPPER
Your mood? PRETTY GOOD BECAUSE ALABAMA WON AND THE TIGERS GOT BEAT.
If you're missing someone? NOPE
Your best friend? I HAVE A COUPLE.
Part Two - The Where's?
Where do you want to be in 6 years? SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Where were you last night? WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE, THEN BACK HOME. EXCITING STUFF, HUH?
Where did you grow up? ALABAMA
One place that I go to over and over? FOR THE LAST 7 MONTHS...THE DOCTOR/S
Your favorite place to eat out? NIKKI'S IN ORANGE BEACH ALABAMA.
Wish list items? PANDORA BRACELET...MARC JACOBS HANDBAG...
Last time you laughed? 15 MINUTES AGO AT SOME OF MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS.
Last time you cried? THIS AFTERNOON
Part Three - The What's?
Something that you aren't? MALE
Last thing you did? ANSWERED THE QUESTION ABOVE
What are you wearing? ALABAMA T-SHIRT,ALABAMA SWEATS AND SOCKS
Something you're not wearing? A CROWN
Your favorite store? I LOVE ANTIQUE AND THRIFT STORES. OTHER THAN THAT, VICTORIA'S SECRET, BATH AND BODY WORKS
Thank you for playing this week on Sunday Stealing! Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. See you next Sunday!
Friday, November 13, 2009
JOHNNY AND JUNE
After watching the CMA's the other night and what is now passing for country music,I spent the next day with Patsy Cline. I have nothing against Taylor Swift, but if she is singing "country music", then my butt is a typewriter.
Late last night, I popped, Walk The Line into the DVD player. I always get very emotional during the last 10 minutes or so of the movie. The way Johnny looks at June, the way she is everything he hopes for and all that he wants and needs.
As the credits roll, I am left with 2 things running around in my head. One is a wishful thought, the other, a question.
1-I want to be loved like that.
2-Will I ever be loved like that?
As far as relationships go, my track record pretty much sucks.
I am the one that does all the work,investing,giving up and compromising.
I am the one that does all the listening.
I put everyone first and myself last.
I make all the moves and go the extra mile.
I suck up my own pain,hurt and fears.
Always available to those I love.
It has been said by a friend, that I give too much, expecting nothing in return.
Isn't that the way love is supposed to be....?
Yet, I give and never receive.
I know who I am and what I have to offer.
It's time to put ME first.
Time to stop trying to prove that I am worthy of love and let someone prove to ME that THEY are worthy of my heart.
Johnny and June shared an amazing love. June passed away in May of 2003. Johnny died 4 months later. Even in death, he walked the line.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
THURSDAY THUNKS
Thursday Thunks (TT) is a blog meme for those who need a little kick in the butt to find something to post about. Your blog posts/answers to TT's can be type or pictures, doesn't matter! YOU pick, not us, we just give you the assignment (yep, just like English class... only we won't grade your spelling & grammer).
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
H1N1 Insane TT Questions Of The Week
Welcome to the November 12th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! Thats what all this is about afterall, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....
This week we will answer some
crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber & her fathead hubby Anthony, the color of chocolate and the number 2.
1. Thursday Thunks is written by 2 insane women (Berleen & Kimber) that have never met face to face yet are best friends. One lives in Minnesota and the other in Arizona. They keep trying to convince each other to move to their state. What color house will Berleen have here in Arizona?
HOT PINK
2. Do you dream in black & white or color, and how do you know your brain isn't just playing games with you?
I DREAM IN COLOR/I DON'T
3. Does bubble gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost?
I DON'T HAVE A BEDPOST SO I COULDN'T SAY
4. We're buying Underoos. Which superhero do you pick?
WHAT THE FRIG ARE UNDEROOS...?
5. Do you think if you yell loud enough while watching your favorite sporting event, it makes a difference in the outcome of the event?
NO, I DON'T THINK THAT ANYMORE THAN I THINK THAT FLIPPING SOMEONE OFF ON THE INTERSTATE WILL MAKE THEM GET OUT OF MY WAY.
6. Is the word gullible in the dictionary?
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION...? IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO TRACK DOWN MY DICTIONARY AND LOOK IT UP YOU ARE INSANE. I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER.
7. If you could pick any currancy to be the face on which currancy would it be?
100 DOLLAR BILL
8. What was your imaginary friend's name as a kid, and did they ever annoy you or just us?
SHORTY/HE DIDN'T BOTHER ME. JUST PEOPLE I DIDN'T LIKE.
9. Do you think it's ironic that the poop deck is in the rear of the ship?
NO. I THINK IT'S LOGICAL.
Thank you to my hubby for helping with insane questions when we are both sick, and you now know the crazy I married. No drugs, just insanity. And lots of laughter. Can't wait to read your answers.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
H1N1 Insane TT Questions Of The Week
Welcome to the November 12th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! Thats what all this is about afterall, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....
This week we will answer some
crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber & her fathead hubby Anthony, the color of chocolate and the number 2.
1. Thursday Thunks is written by 2 insane women (Berleen & Kimber) that have never met face to face yet are best friends. One lives in Minnesota and the other in Arizona. They keep trying to convince each other to move to their state. What color house will Berleen have here in Arizona?
HOT PINK
2. Do you dream in black & white or color, and how do you know your brain isn't just playing games with you?
I DREAM IN COLOR/I DON'T
3. Does bubble gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost?
I DON'T HAVE A BEDPOST SO I COULDN'T SAY
4. We're buying Underoos. Which superhero do you pick?
WHAT THE FRIG ARE UNDEROOS...?
5. Do you think if you yell loud enough while watching your favorite sporting event, it makes a difference in the outcome of the event?
NO, I DON'T THINK THAT ANYMORE THAN I THINK THAT FLIPPING SOMEONE OFF ON THE INTERSTATE WILL MAKE THEM GET OUT OF MY WAY.
6. Is the word gullible in the dictionary?
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION...? IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO TRACK DOWN MY DICTIONARY AND LOOK IT UP YOU ARE INSANE. I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER.
7. If you could pick any currancy to be the face on which currancy would it be?
100 DOLLAR BILL
8. What was your imaginary friend's name as a kid, and did they ever annoy you or just us?
SHORTY/HE DIDN'T BOTHER ME. JUST PEOPLE I DIDN'T LIKE.
9. Do you think it's ironic that the poop deck is in the rear of the ship?
NO. I THINK IT'S LOGICAL.
Thank you to my hubby for helping with insane questions when we are both sick, and you now know the crazy I married. No drugs, just insanity. And lots of laughter. Can't wait to read your answers.
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